I Am Time Magazine's Person of the Year

No, really. I am. It's taken some time for them to realize just how important to the functioning of the universe I really am, but finally, after all these years, the light has been turned on at stodgy old Time.

Okay, so it's me and several million others. But as a proud member of the top 10% of bloggers on the 'net, I proudly accept the honor and am adding it to my resume. You should, too. Take a look.

And thanks for reading. I appreciate it.